Filling in the Blanks Part 2
Yesterday someone from Southbrook walked by just as Paul Allen, our executive pastor was asking me if my wife, Michelle, ever got jealous of â€˜Alisa.â€™
That would probably perk your ears up a bit too wouldnâ€™t it?
I thought nothing of it until they walked around closer to me and I could see their face.
They were horrified!
I bet they were thinking, What kind of church is this really?
What, do you have two wives or something?
A mistress perhaps?
I had about 2.5 seconds to set the record straight before another potential game of Fill in the Blanks got started.
See yesterdayâ€™s post here if you have no idea what Iâ€™m talking about.
You see, if youâ€™ve ever traveled with me (on a long trip in the car) then you know I like to use my
Anyway, my wifeâ€™s first name is actually, Alisa.
Bet you didnâ€™t know that, did you?
She goes by her middle name, Michelle.
My wife is also, usually right about things.
Alisa is kind of her alter ego.
Michelle, in frustration is the one who gave the satellite locating device her name.
When she gets mad at it, she says, “shut Alisa up and look at a map!”
What do you think I do at that point?
But it helps to fill in the blanks doesnâ€™t it?